Craft Beer
With 8 rotating taps, there’s always something fresh pouring. We focus on great Texas beer alongside a few carefully chosen surprises, so whether you’re a craft regular or just curious, there’s always something new to try. Grab a pint, sample a flight, and discover your next favorite.
Hot Food
From craveable finger foods to toasted sandwiches made to order, our hot food menu is built for sharing, snacking, or settling in for a bite. It’s the perfect pairing for a cold beer or a warm coffee. Grab a menu near the bar, place your order with our crew, and we’ll hand you a beeper so you can kick back while we cook. When it buzzes, swing back by the bar to pick up your fresh, hot food.
Gourmet Coffee
Proudly serving locally roasted coffee from Palace Coffee, we’ve got espresso, lattes, drip coffee, and rotating specials to keep things interesting. Whether you’re fueling up for the day or slowing down for a second cup, quality coffee is always on deck.
Live Music
Weekends come alive with live music on our outdoor stage, featuring talented local artists. Grab a drink, find a seat, and enjoy the soundtrack of the Texas Panhandle under open skies. It’s laid-back, community-driven, and always a good time.
Shopping
Browse custom Sad Monkey merchandise, clothing, gifts, souvenirs, and even a few camping essentials you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re grabbing a keepsake or finding the perfect gift, our shop is packed with practical finds and one-of-a-kind items.
Family Fun
Sad Monkey is built for making memories. Challenge your crew to board games or a round of cornhole, let the kids burn off energy on the playground, or just relax while everyone finds something to enjoy. It’s a place where families can actually hang out ... together!
Grab & Go
In a hurry? Stock up on craft beer to-go, sodas, snacks, candy, and cold water before hitting the road. Whether you’re heading to the park or back home, we’ve got easy, convenient options ready when you are.
Pet-Friendly
Environment
Dogs are always welcome at Sad Monkey. Bring them inside or out on the patio with a leash, or let them run free in our leash-free dog park. We’re proud to be a place where your four-legged friends are part of the experience.
Park Proximity
Located just 1.5 miles from the park, we’re the perfect stop on your way in or out. Skip the trip back into town and grab drinks, food, or supplies without going out of your way.
Sad Monkey Hall
Host your own event or join us for one of ours. Sad Monkey Hall is a flexible event space designed for gatherings big and small, from private celebrations to community events. However you use it, it’s a space made for connection.
And So Much More!
Sad Monkey Mercantile is the perfect destination to gear up for a trip to Palo Duro Canyon or simply take a break and unwind. Just a few more things to discover at Sad Monkey Mercantile include:
- Free Wi-Fi
- Scenic views
- Large outdoor patio
- Texas longhorns on-site
Come hang out, explore the space, and create some memories with us today!
Store Hours
Sunday - Thursday: 9:00am - 7:00pm
Friday & Saturday: 9:00am - 8:00pm
Store Location
9800 E State Highway 217
Canyon, TX 79015
Store Contact
Call: (806) 488-2658
Email: howdy@sadmonkey.com